Thanks to the Valorous Service of Democrats on the Senate Judicary Committee, We Can Now Conclusively Say The Devil's Triangle Is In Fact a Drinking Game, and "Boof" Does In Fact Mean "Fart"

See Sexton's post.

The guy who created the Devil's Triangle drinking game calls himself the "founder" of it in the yearbook, and a guy going to different college than Kavanaugh sent a sworn letter to the FBI states that Kavanaugh's friend from high school taught him the Devil's Triangle game, and it is in fact just quarters with three glasses.

Also, an old joke book about farts says that "boof" means "fart."

One bit I think Sexton missed -- Charles Lane, Washington Post reporter, and "Chuck" from the movie Shattered Glass -- knew Chris "Squi" Garrett in high school, and says he does in fact say "fffffFUCK you."

And so yeah, "fffffFourth of July" is just a reference to the way Garrett said the f-word.

Also check out Streiff's take-down of "nonparitsan polling expert" Nate Silver, who confidentlyh implied that Devil's Triangle must mean "gang-rape three-way," "boof" must also mean "gang-rape three-way," and "fffffff" must mean one participant in a gang rape per "f."

What would we do without experts, besides see the plain facts without idiots yammering at us on Twitter?

posted by Ace of Spades at 06:25 PM

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