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October 04, 2018

LOL: "Key Republicans Happy" With FBI Report on Kavanaugh

Suck a bag of dicks, h8rz.

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine): "It appears to be a very thorough investigation, but I am going back later today to personally read the interviews. That's really all I have to say right now."

Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.): "We asked the FBI to investigate current credible allegations. That's what they’ve done. ... I had planned to vote for him before, but I certainly wanted the FBI, the professionals, to look at it. And they have. I think they've been thorough."

Flake also said they've seen nothing to corroborate Blasey's (or anyone else's) claims:

Which probably means he wants another week of FBI background investigations so that the Abortion Fanatic Republican Senators and his Democrat friends can feel more comfortable.

The White House also says there's nothing new in the reports that casts any doubt on Kavanaugh's integrity:

The White House has found no corroboration of the allegations of sexual misconduct against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh after examining interview reports from the FBI's latest probe into the judge's background, according to people familiar with the matter.

For further proof of that, look to Concealer of Chinese Spy Rings Diane Feinstein, who tells us "the most important part of the report is what's not in it."


The Senate Judiciary Committee itself responded to that:

From Axios, her full quote was:

"The most notable part of this report is what's not in it...It looks to be the product of an incomplete investigation that was limited perhaps by the White House. I don't know."

Note that like all the smears in this case, she's not saying it wasincomplete or limited by the White House; she's merely saying "it looks to be that," "perhaps." She adds: "I don't know," to give her baseless smear some further authority.

Which caveats and Hesitation Marks the lunatic partisans of the mainstream media will strip away from her statement to make it even more partisan -- as partisan as they themselves.

Rush Limbaugh just said the CNN "newsbabe" who elicited that quote from Flake, who might have been "Kate Baldwin" (but he didn't sound sure of that), said, after his statement that he was satisfied, "Well, we've got until Saturday to change that."

Not "Democrats have until Saturday to change that." "We."

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posted by Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM

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