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October 06, 2018

Weird News Dump

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Good morning Morons. You are all the exception rather than the rule. I'm going to readjust the Coffee IV Drip I have going and take a look a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week. Believe it or not, Brett Kavanaugh was not the only thing in the news.

moron or Moron?
Re-litigating the 20th Century, cut it out Lenin and Hitler.
If I was at a certain university my position would be: Are you triggered? Piss off.
Mmmmm. Moar bacon.
Now she is famous and has a Wiki entry.
It's not crap, it's art.
Nobody wants to see fake penguins.
This plan didn't even look good on paper.
Smiling when the chips are down.
Don't worry about the bear, worry about the avalanche.
Obviously not related to nevergiveup.
No moar pron in Nepal.
Now that's a Dildo!

Enjoy these stories or something else in this open thread. A few rules to remember: No cussing with your mouth full; No running with sharp objects and last but not least leave the 'ettes pony tails alone.

Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 07:31 AM

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