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October 03, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"So, are we to understand that in his long, sordid history of drinking and boofing and raping and boofing (a history that 6 FBI investigations somehow failed to discover), Brett Kavanaugh managed to select only Democratic women to rape and boof? Odd, that."

I Call For An FBI Investigation:

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I'm old enough to remember when this happened. I remember seeing Teddy's press conference on national TV. He was wearing a back/neck brace, like he had an injury. From what, running away from the scene too fast?

Lindsey Graham Continues His Rampage:

Cocaine Mitch Puts the Hammer Down:

And The 'Cocaine Mitch' Memes Are Bustin' Out All Over:
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Kids These Days

Too much sitting around on their butts playing video games. Not like the old days, when we ran around outside and hit each other with sticks. Those were the good old days. Anyway, moron author Mark Huffman (who is also an M.D.), is trying to get funding for his project to help fight childhood obesity. From his GoFundMe page:

Obesity is associated with diabetes, heart and vascular disease, breathing problems, joint pain and breakdown, and a host of others, and the severity of these becomes worse earlier when the obesity begins in childhood. Doctors and other medical professionals don’t have good tools to do anything but damage control. We’re asking for your help to create such a tool.

Superheroes are fit, active, have a positive connotation, and are used to sell everything from toys and video games to backpacks and toothbrushes. This project harnesses that proven, powerful force to create trading cards that deliver easy, simple messaging designed to help kids develop healthy dietary and exercise behavior from an early age. Top-notch art means that kids will keep and collect the cards and, hopefully, internalize and put into practice the advice on them.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You Journalism In the 21st Century:

"How Much For the Leetle Girl?"

AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

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If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.

Answered prayer:

9/19-Steve O’Reno reports that his son with bipolar and addiction is 40 days clean and sober, is taking meds for biopolar, is in NA, has a new sponsor. He also is in faith based transitional housing, back in mentoring program and doing Bible study. Steve says “God answers prayer” and thanks everyone for their prayers. Please continue to pray for the continued spiritual, emotional and physical healing of his son.

9/22-Buzzion reports that his friend got custody of girl whom friend was concerned about Thanks for the prayers, everyone

9/24-I (Fenelon) would like to thank everyone for their prayers regarding my son’s appearance at court for a traffic accident. No points on his license so it went as well as it could go, thanks be to God.

Prayers for Comfort after Death and Healing and strength for survivors:

8/24-Jane D’oh’s son’s friend-a young Marine was murdered while in Mexico. Friend's name was E.G. Prayers for strength and comfort for E.G.’s family and friends and that murderer or murderers might be held accountable and justice might prevail.

9/10-For comfort and strength for family and friends of Bruce’s cousin’s grandson. Grandson had just moved to Chicago to pursue PhD at Northwestern. Shot by two people shooting at each other at bus stop.

9/18-"What’s a Seawolf" asked for prayers for the family and friends of his dad who died recently

9/19-Prayers for LadyL and other family and friends of her father who died recently.

10/3-Sharkman had been remarried and had 2 stepchildren. The step kids grandfather just committed suicide after father had previously done the same. They need prayers for comfort and strength. Boy has concern that this tendency might be something in the genes.

Requests for Continued Prayers for healing and God’s presence, and New requests:

8/22-Laughing in Tx- His wife has cancer. Prayers for strength and complete healing for LIT’s wife and strength for family in this process.

8/22-NorthernLurker-Prayers for his friend Pat who has surgery for cancer and whose wife died the next day. Pat’s cancer is terminal. Also prayers for his friend Karen who has terminal cancer.

8/23 Miley reports that her brother has gone into a nursing home 8/23. He has memory issues and won’t be able to work again. Miley’s mother still has difficulties. Prayers that Miley “stay sane” and “be her best self.” during this time

8/23-ElvenPhoenix-Father, J.S. has heart disease, diabetes and end stage renal failure. Also, prayers for Mother to get through this season of her life with strength, grace and dignity.

8/31-Northernlurker needs prayer for God’s guidance and wisdom to decide about a possible 3 month mission trip to the Phillipines. Also needs God's presence for upcoming Mexico mission trip

8/31-aisq asks for prayers for son Gabriel, 27, who has rare genetic disease and needs a liver and bone marrow transplant but doctors are reluctant to put him on transplant list because of medical condition.

9/4-jjci asks for prayers that daughter-in law (and son) might be able to conceive and have a healthy baby.

9/4-neighbor asks for prayers of blessing for he and his children.

9/5-Ibguy asked for prayers for Jenna G, a young person in her 20’s or 30s has advanced MS. Prayers for healing

9/8-BCochran losing weight, has additional health and family concerns. Work is stressful Prayers for rough places to be made smooth and for healing,

9/9-From Jayhawkfan63-As a lurker who has been loyal to this place since 2007, I wanted to express my support for my son who is deployed in Erbil Iraq. I'm a vet myself and never knew about this beautiful place in the Kurdistan region of Iraq named Erbil. He sent me pics of the citadel that stretches back to the fifth millennium BC as he flew over it in his Blackhawk. If there is a thought or prayer that could head his way, that would be appreciated beyond everything.

9/12-Bill reports that his brother Bob has esophageal cancer which has metastasized. He stopped chemo and radiation because it was killing him. Prayers for healing.

9/12-Captain Obvious asks for prayers for a young woman who developed stress fractures in knees during army basic training. Needs to heal sufficiently or will be invalided out. (Update: Captain Obvious reports his young friend in the Army was invalided out on account of her knees. Please pray that she makes a good transition to civilian life.)

9/14-Fox2 reports that his brother is out of rehab and living with one brother and family, Please continue to keep him in prayer for healing

9/16 Jewell reports that her mother is back in hospice. Also has early stage heart failure and UTI. Even if UTI is wiped out she is still frail and very sick

9/14-From Mrs. Leggy -Please pray for my student Michael. He had a fist sized tumor removed from his brain in February and is now receiving chemotherapy every week to treat what remains plus another smaller tumor. Scans this week show the smaller one shrinking and the other one the same size, which is good. God love this kid, he comes to school every day except his chemo day, even though he must feel awful. Great family. They would appreciate the prayer.

9/17-USNtakim-Prayers for healing for he and wife who have chronic medical conditions and pain and difficulty walking Mrs. USNtakim recently had treatment and is doing better but has nausea and headache. Please pray that this treatment for his wife is successful . USNTakin has a gene that malformed a protein that becomes toxic in cerebellum. Needs successful treatment for this.

9/18-Hrothgar’s SIL has infection and confusion and possible dementia. Hrothgar not seeing way to proceed. He needs guidance and a way to get her the help she needs.

9/19-Canibal Bob’s BIL has tumor near heart and now new tumor in kidney. Needs relief from pain, renewed faith and hope in God. His wife (Cannibal Bob’s Sister) needs hope, strength and courage.

9/21-Chilling the most, needs prayer for healing of sister who has lung cancer.

9/23 Please keep SMH in prayer for continued healing after her surgery.

9/23-gp’s friend “Dean’ needs God, need spiritual and emotional healing and help with addiction issues, and a future with hope, Critical situation. Also needs Dean's church to step up to the plate and offer assistance.

9/23-WeirdFlunky’s friend "Mr. Shakey" has skin cancer and spot on lung and fell and ended up having surgery and a biopsy for spot on lung Results due today Wife Angela also has cancer. Both need prayers for healing

9/23 Flounder reports that most recent surgery for MIL went o.k Indications residual MRI is not malignant, but the result will come back after final biposy. MIL has been dealing with cancer of brain.

9/24-Physics Geek’s Mother’s Alzheimers is getting worse. Physics Geek needs wisdom and guidance in figuring out care options.

9/25-“SumDumChief’ had cancer surgery today, Was having sizable portion of liver removed and and an adrenal gland. Please pray for his healing.

9/25-Lurker Phineas reports that he will completing the last week of his chemo on October 3rd, is very fatigued and had to of to the ER for other complications. He is grateful for the all the prayers, which lift him up.

9/24-Pookys Girl reports that Pooky ’s new anti psychotic med was approved by Medicaid. He is doing better and making progress in therapy, but needs help in social situations. Fenelon ask that we also keep his dear wife in prayer too for strength too

9/26-Insommniac’s difficult situation with family still ongoing. He’s having particular difficulties in relationship with daughter. He could use wisdom to know what to do and strength not to give up.

10/3-Slapweasel has liver disease in addition to issues in caring for his mother and father with stroke and Alzheimers. Please pray for Slap and family.

10/3-Mrs. Leggy's friend Diane has breast cancer and is very weak from months of chemo and can't get radiation unless she has strength for it.

Please continue to keep in prayers for healing: John, Dave@BuffaloRoam, Grannysaurus Rex, Lurking Curate, and Mr Feverhead. All of these posters have significant health concerns, and Mr. Feverhead is trying to work his way though a divorce with best results for children, as well as dealing with cancer treatments.

Job concerns:

8/26-Red1c4IRL reports that his wife, DeDe who was looking for a job and might have a possibility, but details need to be worked out. (update: Red's wife has a job, thank be to God. They do not have to relocate, He thanks everyone for their prayers.)

9/11-Calm Mentor . Needs job. Very successful in inside and outside sales but hasn't been able to find work in his field. Lives in Northern Georgia. Any leads on jobs can be put in this thread or when he is on the board. ******** For information on his situation and to give donations Gofundme site is https://tinyurl.com/y7zac66o. He thanks everyone for their generosity and prayers.

9/18-Kallisto needs long term employment closer to home.

9/23-Beverly, with a background in writing needs a full time editorial or writing job, rather than doing freelance work. Also needs financial blessing to pay for legal bills as a result of things dealing with her father’s legal concerns.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:


****Please note; For purposes of length I am trying to keep the prayer list to approximately five weeks. We will continue to pray for earlier concerns.If you would like a situation to be placed back on the prayer list, have any updates or praise reports, please notify me at: FenelonDirection18 (at sign) gmail.com, I cannot be on all the threads. Thanks, and thanks for being prayer warriors!

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