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August 30, 2018

Thursday Night's ONT is Just Clowning Around

Welcome to Thursday's ONT. What can we do for fun. Maybe a clown?

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Who exactly chose the blood-dripping font? Inquiring minds want to know.


Morons in the News


OK, Which one of y'all is this? ‘Drunk’ woman allegedly giving lap dances sparks mass brawl on flight

She was up lap-dancing on them and she got her boobs out, and she was a mess the whole time.” “She was also doing cartwheels down the aisle of the plane while we were flying along.
That sure sounds like one of y'all. This, on the other hand, is a small m moron, NOT one of us:
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Satire is Dead
Shot:

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Chaser:

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Note the date stamps.

Bad Science

New CPRC Research: How a Botched Study Fooled the World About the U.S. Share of Mass Public Shootings: U.S. Rate is Lower than Global Average

No, Our Solar System is NOT a “Vortex”

Brown U. censors 'gender dysphoria' study, worried that findings might 'invalidate the perspectives' of transgender community

Professor Who Worked On Common Core Tests: Math Education Needs To Downplay ‘Objects, Truth, And Knowledge’

Bias and agenda all the way down.


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Hittin' the Road

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A Visit to Islamic England

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The Yahoo Group can eat four pounds of potatoes.

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