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August 21, 2018

Body of Mollie Tibbets, College Student Who Went Missing While Jogging, Found
Suspect in Custody, Subject to an Immigration Detainer

I say we throw a parade in his honor.

After all, the Statue of Liberty has a poem on it.



His Defense? A commenter says -- not sure where he's gotten this -- that the killer claims to have "blacked out" and can't remember killing her.

Illegal claims he "tried to run alongside Mollie" and she told him to go away or something, and then he "blacked out" and remembers he dumped her body.

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