April Dumb Ryan: Omarosa Pushed Her "Trump Said the N-Word" Lie to... Distract From Aretha Franklin's Declining Health
Update on Manafort: Guilty on 8 Counts, Mistrial on Ten

Now, you might be wondering why on earth April Dumb Ryan wouldn't just say "OMAROSA'S TELLING THE TRUTH, TRUMP'S A RACIST, WHOO-HOO!"

Well, it's because Ryan and Omarosa had Mad Beef earlier. It's not because Ryan has somehow become an objective reporter. No, this stance isn't based on any kind of dispassionate analysis about the lack of evidence for and conflicting stories behind Omarosa's charge; it's because Ryan and Omarosa have had Queen Bee bitch-fights in the White House.

This is embarrassing even for April Dumb Ryan. She's not just stupid and incapable of logical thought, she's actually insane.

White House correspondent April Ryan claimed Tuesday that ousted West Wing aide Omarosa Manigault Newsman purposely pushed a story in early August that President Trump used the N-word because she wanted to get revenge on Aretha Franklin for an old fight by distracting the public from the singer's declining health.

"She did it because Aretha Franklin didn't want her at her birthday party," Ryan told the Hollywood Reporter. "That's how vindictive Omarosa is."

Tell me more, Journalist. I believe everything you say. Why shouldn't I? You're obviously very smart with a good bead on things.

Manafort Update: The jury got the media's message and decided to opt for "not being doxed."

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