« Byron York: What Was Hillary Clinton's Cut-Out Christopher Steele Doing Pallin' Around With a Putin-Linked Russian Oligarch Who Wasn't Allowed in the United States But Really Wanted that Prohibition Lifted? | Main | West Virginia Legislature Has Forced One Of Its Supreme Court Justices Off the Bench, and Its House Judiciary Committee Has Prepared Articles of Impeachment Against the Remaining Four »
August 09, 2018

Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece Tells Her to Say Something (Get This) Airheaded and Bitchy About Candace Owens' Eye-Liner

Elite.



Using the word "elite" to describe the media is much like using the word "celebrity" to describe the contestants on a low-rent reality show.

Like: "Celebrity" Rehab. Oh yeah, look at this star-studded cast. I guess all these "celebrities" took six weeks out of their busy movie-starring schedules to shoot this piece of shit because it's always been a passion project of theirs.

"I've always wanted to work with Trainwreck Former Child Actor and Aging Groupie Whore Who Wrote Two Books About All the Rock Stars Whose Dicks She Sucked," explained proud cast member Fired from the Pussycat Dolls After The Third Rehearsal. "We've long been trying to find a project to work on together, and Dr. Drew and abuse of prescription pills finally provided us the perfect opportunity."


digg this
posted by Ace of Spades at 02:04 PM

| Access Comments




Recent Comments
grammie winger, church pirate: "Mis Hum - THANKS for the Swedish Christmas Album!& ..."

JayDubWalker: "Given how bad Louisville's defense was this year, ..."

Vic: "Yeah asshole Mueller is shitting on everything aga ..."

Kreplach: "@731I do realize I sometimes come off as a dick he ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i]: "?? ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i]: "Le NOOD ..."

Vic: "Good Morning Morons   ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice [/i]: "Nice ..."

The Jims Comeys: "I can break these cuffs![b]HRRAAUUGGGHHHH!!![/b] ..."

bluebell ~ sign up for the NoVaMoMe now!: "That Domingo/Pavarotti video up top is just beauti ..."

Antisocialist: "It shouldn't, so have fun working metal, and try n ..."

Kreplach: "@728Merry Christmas to you Grammie. ..."

Recent Entries
Search


Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64