Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/4/18)

The Saturday Night Joke

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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Looks like fun and excitement. Until someone gets injured.

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Fight fire with fire Fight dick with dick.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Pants optional, footwear required. Satchels not allowed. There is a 2 drink minimum.

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM

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