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August 04, 2018

Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/4/18)

(Not me. I love being an ONT Cob)

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The Saturday Night Joke

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.

Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot for sale.

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We regularly lambaste the TSA. It isn't a great job if you're a misanthrope. But, you do get to see some interesting ~~shit~~ stuff.

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It's good to be king? You be the judge.

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I like pizza, not this kind of pizza.

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If you ever find yourself stranded and you think you are the next coming of MacGyver, Think again. Debunked survival myths.

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Looks like fun and excitement. Until someone gets injured.

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Bad Day, Part I.

Bad Day, Part II

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~~Fight fire with fire~~ Fight dick with dick.

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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC. Pants optional, footwear required. Satchels not allowed. There is a 2 drink minimum.

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The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son again. Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies." Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were." The robot slaps the father! Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale. * We regularly lambaste the TSA. It isn't a great job if you're a misanthrope. But, you do get to see some interesting ~~shit~~ stuff. * It's good to be king? You be the judge. * I like pizza, not this kind of pizza. * If you ever find yourself stranded and you think you are the next coming of MacGyver, Think again. Debunked survival myths. * Looks like fun and excitement. Until someone gets injured. * Bad Day, Part I. 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