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May 20, 2018

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If peace cannot be maintained with honor, it is no longer peace.
-- Lord John Russell
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that collossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley
The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.
-- Samuel Butler
I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,
And I have seen the eternal footman hold my coat, and snicker,
And in short, I was afraid.
-- Thomas Stearns Eliot


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Lots of people love to criticize the Beatles for their many real or imagined flaws. This ain't one of them.

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Would this be popular in 2018 America?


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Why, it's almost as if market economies are a good thing!

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