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May 11, 2018
Scientists Say They Have Discovered the Brooklyn Hipster Singularity
Apparently it's made of an infinite number of Girlbike Quarks, Ironic Mustache Quarks, and Reclaimed Wood Desk Quarks, compressed down to a zero-dimensional point of infinite density by the Artisinal Vaginal Yeast Bread Field.
(Actually, though, the track that links to is not terrible. Not great, but not terrible. It's ambient background music to Transition to.)
posted by Ace of Spades at
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