Mid-Morning Open Thread | Main | Surprise! The DOJ's and FBI's Redactions in the Russia Report Had Nothing to Do With Protecting National Security, But Were Instead Only Self-Interested Concealments of Embarrassing Information About Themselves
May 07, 2018

The Morning Rant

talking ape.jpg
"So stop me if you've heard this one: An ex-Secretary of State, an ex-Senator, and a self-aggrandizing, lying, opportunistic traitorous bastard walk into a bar. Bartender asks him "What'll it be, horse-face?"

(h/t El Bueno)

logan cash and kerry.jpg

Powerline has a pretty good rundown of what Kerry and his allies have been doing, and it's infuriating.

I didn't think private citizens (which is all that Kerry is now) was allowed to establish their own foreign policy in the name of the United States. I thought that was the job of the Executive Branch. Furthermore, I don't understand why there aren't any consequences. We can debate the constitutionality of the Logan Act, but at the very least, I would like to see Trump call Kerry into his office and give him a head-butt: "Look, I don't what exactly what it is you're doing, but whatever it is, just stop it right now. It's not helping. You're a completely failure, you've always been a failure your entire professional life, so maybe it's time for you to go back home and take care of your psychologically unbalanced wife. Or divorce her and find another heiress to marry, whatever. Just stay out of the way."

Those Were the Days Whoops, Fake Pic, Sorry:

kerry fonda.jpg

(h/t Michael Haz)


CNN - korean war must continue.jpg


diversity of thought.jpg

These Pics of Jupiter Are Just Awesome:

digg this
posted by OregonMuse at 11:25 AM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Helena Handbasket: ">>> 361 I am convinced that this administration is ..."

AnnaS: "Ben Had, still gnashing my teeth and renting my ga ..."

CrotchetyOldJarhead: "Posted by: Ben Had at October 25, 2021 08:43 PM (I ..."

ZOD: "Buttermilk ice cream, 'Acadiana' restaurant, D.C. ..."

NaCly Dog (u82oZ): "What, no love for the ballista? ..."

G'rump928(c): "A good cookie is hard to beat. ..."

Not so smart Military blog commenter Miklos: "AOP, if you stumble across a Toyota Hilux in your ..."

Cat Ass Trophy: "You need to drag Ace out of his basement apartment ..."

Weasel - Honorary Texan: "353 Cobbler>pie>cake Posted by: JQ at October 25, ..."

Helena Handbasket: ">>> 360 I made buttermilk pie once, and it was goo ..."

bluebell: "Cake is a frosting delivery vehicle, nothing more. ..."

Ben Had: "lin-duh, I will have restocked many times. Give ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64