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April 27, 2018

Recipe for an ONT

Start with one funny or interesting picture,

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Oh hell, start with several, it's not like anyone reads the articles anyway

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add a meme, for extra flavor make it one with a cultural reference,


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stir in a gif, just to annoy people who like complaining about bandwidth. Set aside to cool.



In a separate container, combine two parts liberal idiocy,

The Danger of a Distorted View of the Right
How Canada’s Cult of the Noble Savage Harms Its Indigenous Peoples


With one part delicious schadenfreud of liberal hypocrisy,

WATCH: Wealthy white Manhattan parents angrily rant against plan to bring more black kids to their schools

when the above mixture is hardened, toss in a topical link, along with pithy commentary.

Exclusive: Ancient Mass Child Sacrifice May Be World's Largest

”World's largest”, huh? Planned Parenthood kills more children than that every 4 hours, around the clock, 24/7, 365


Finally, prepare a crust consisting of YouTube videos,



tweets,



and a dash of social media.


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If it's Friday, add a pinch of dog.

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Combine all ingredients and place in a 350 degree oven until 10 PM. It doesn't matter how long it's in, the whole thing is going to come out half-baked anyway. Serve with a “brought to you by” caption.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by a shocking twist in the Trump pay-for-silence-about-sex scandal:

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FIN

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