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The Morning Rant"So in 1960, the British comedy stage revue Beyond the Fringe made a little bit of history by breaking England's longstanding social taboo of not making fun of the royal family, and other authority figures. This they did with great enthusiasm, and, in that day, was quite politically incorrect. It was something that you just didn't do. BtF was followed by the TV news satire show, That Was The Week That Was, which was part of what is now called the satire boom. It seems to me that right now, Great Britain needs a new satire boom. It has gotten so stiff and ossified with social conventions that no one dares transgress, it's like it's the 1950s again. Where are all the smart, clever British comedians daring enough to point out the obvious absurdities of knife confiscation and assigning hundreds of police officers to monitor social media while muslim rape gangs flourish in many major cities? I mean, come on, that's some comedy gold right there. There's a huge surplus of low-hanging fruit, enough for a dozen comedians. Britain needs a new Beyond the Fringe and a new TW3 and a new Monty Python to laugh at the naked emperors of today's British society, to point out that New Scotland Yard is being run by nincompoops, the mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, is an incompetent horse's ass, to royally pants that upper class twit Piers Morgan, and make England great again." This is Insane:
Let me repeat that: "Our thoughts remain with the families whose lives have been devastated by these events." In other words, here at the New NEW Scotland Yard, we care more about the feelings of burglars and thugs than we do about the well-being of our law-abiding citizens. So remember, if you catch someone breaking into your home, you'll be liable for arrest if you try to protect yourself. And if you complain about it on social media, you'll be guilty of a hate crime.
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Storm Warning Cafe "Expert" Allan Lichtman Melts Down In Argument With Master Debater Cenk Uygur (???), Declares That Anyone Saying He's Wrong Is Commiting "A Blasphemy Against Me" Disney-Owned ABC "News:" You Know Who's Really Responsible for Laken Riley's Murder? Donald Trump NYT "Fact"-Check of RFKJr.s Complaint That the US Version of Froot Loops Contains Chemicals Not Present in Foreign Versions: The Ingredients List Are "Roughly" the Same (Except for All the Artficial Chemicals That RFKJr. Specifically Objects To) Speaker Johnson Announces: All Women's Bathrooms and Changing Areas Are Reserved for Biological Women Only Comcast Announces It's Dumping MSNBC and Other Dying Cable Channels The Illegal Alien Who Murdered Laken Reilly, With An Assist from Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, Is Convicted on Ten Counts Update: Tren De Aragua "Migrant" Arrested for Robbing Manhattan Prosecutor After Masturbating In Her Home Wednesday Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread [Kris] Search
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