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April 03, 2018

Kurt Eichenwald is Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Sane and Emotionally Well-Balanced

We're now hitting levels of Peak Eichenwald that aren't even theoretically possible.

Yesterday, Eichenwald wrote a very, very sane screed claiming that... oh, you know, claiming all the things very very sane people routinely claim.

This began when Eichenwald insulted Parkland survivor Kyle Kaschuv, claiming he was capable of nothing more than "insult" and "conspiracy theories" before taking that back and claiming he had Kyle Kaschuv mixed up with someone else entirely.

We still don't know who this other person Eichenwald confused Kyle Kaschuv with. But very very sane people always mix up real life people with people who may or may not exist.

Now Eichenwald is claiming there's a wide-ranging and intricate conspiracy against him to make him look foolish, as very very sane people routinely do.

Leader of this conspiracy? It may be Ben Shapiro.

He's now accusing Kyle Kachuv, a Parkland survivor, of being the ringleader of a conspiracy. He also says he's got someone secretly psycholanalyzing Kyle Kachuv.

Anyone want to start contacting Vanity Fair advertisers? Them's the rules, right?

Well, Vanity Fair is telling people he doesn't work there, so it's unclear why Kurt Eichenwald is using a Vanity Fair logo at the bottom of his letter.

I still say we boycott Vanity Fair until they denounce Eichenwald. Who is very very sane, by the way.

A YouTuber calling himself "Mr Meketur" just did a couple of videos recapitulating Kurt Eichenwald's very very sane and not at all concerning behavior over the years, here and here.

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