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Quote I If you were to destroy the belief in immortality in mankind, not only love but every living force on which the continuation of all life in the world depended, would dry up at once. Fyodor Dostoevsky Quote II Imagine there's no heaven Quote III CNN's John Berman asked Kennedy about his opposition to a bipartisan measure being championed by Senate Majority Whip John Cornyn (R., Texas) that would strengthen the information reporting process between state and federal agencies to better identify who is and isn't eligible to purchase firearms.
Every day our traditions continue to erode. It is bad enough that the secular world chips away. What's worse is what "Christian" higher education is doing. The University of Dayton (UD) in Ohio added to this disastrous phenomenon recently by deeming the words "husband" and "wife" too triggering. You might think twice about this if you are a morning shower person. Drinking a beer in the shower might make you smarter. There's nothing quite like the simple pleasure of enjoying a cold, refreshing beer while you're luxuriating in the shower. California on the cutting edge of the autonomous car. On Monday, the California Department of Motor Vehicles approved new rules that would allow self-driving cars to hit the road without a human behind the wheel, ready to take over at any time.
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