Nancy Pelosi: Hey, I've Got a Great Idea for Border Security. Instead of Building a Wall, Let's Just Mow the Grass in Some Areas So That It's Easier for Border-Crossers to Walk.

Uh, that last part was just me making stuff up, but no seriously, she did propose just "mowing the grass" as a border control solution.

Something tells me that "mowing the grass" is kind of a go-to default sexy solution for her.

"Let’s talk about where a more serious structure might be necessary, where fencing will do or mowing the grass so people can’t be smuggled through the grass," she proposed, also mentioning adding levees, technology and personnel to enhance border security.

She also dismissed Trump's repeated promises that Mexico will pay for the wall's construction. Pelosi said lawmakers from border states have "serious objections to a wall" because it could hurt "the community trade."

Apparently she thinks that illegal immigrants manage to hide from prying eyes by the tall grass that famously grows all over the place in the arid desert between Mexico and the US.

From Wikipedia, look at all the undetectable routes the tall, lush grass of the Sonoran desert provides:

From PBS, more of the famously verdant grasslands of the Mexico-Arizona border area:

Why, those mesquite trees are virtually Cloaking Fields!

From The Atlantic, where many cucks wish to work in the near future, the nigh-primordial forest of the border, where the triple-canopy of the forest's upper reaches screens out so much sunlight that the forest floor remains in a perpetual near-twilight:

Isn't it time that this demented botox-soaked hag subjected herself to a mental acuity test so that the public can gauge her cognitive capacity?

posted by Ace at 02:31 PM

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