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February 06, 2018

DJIA Jumps Up 567 Points; Shep Smith Hardest Hit

Yesterday he kept pushing the Big Story that Trump likes talking about the stock market so he might, for the day, not talk about it, and that would be huge news as far as Breaking News Shep says. See, it would be embarrassing for Trump, so that's the Big Story.

So far, I've not heard him comment on whether Trump will be commenting on the Big Rebound, or whether Trump would/should talk it up and take credit for it.

That storyline seems to have vanished.

His new story: Endless repetition of the keyword "volatility." He's saying "volatile" or "volatility" as often as he says "Climate change is reeeeal you guys!!!"

PS, the Dow Jones went up so high today that the Super Dome has announced that it has scaled back the number of babies that will be eaten in it from three a day to two a day, conditions permitting.


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