Dow Jones Has Correction, Then Bounces Up From the Lows;
Hysterical Sissy Shep Smith Says of Correction That Analysts Have Been Predicting for Months: "No One Could Have Foreseen This Ten Days Ago"

NeverTrump means NeverThinking.

The DJIA had fallen about 1,500 points, which is about the size of a correction, when Shep Smith began excitedly shrieking that no one could have predicted this (except for every analyst, and even every casual observer, who have long predicted a correction -- that's what happens when you have a long, fast sustained run-up).

Now the DJIA has recovered about 700 points of that loss and is currently down 800, around 3.3%, and bouncing up and down around that point.

But the important thing is for this Drama Queen to flutter about hysterically.

Strangely, Shep Smith was enthusiastic, almost giddy, when the DJIA was falling; I imagine he's much more subdued, even gloomy, now that it's coming back up.

Wonder why?

Is it bad enough that they're eating babies in the Super Dome, perhaps?

Now I'm only watching it hoping that it rises to end at only -600, just so the flighty, excitable Disaster Artiste Shep Smith will look even more like a ratings-chasing, catastrophe-praying (they're good for ratings!) spazz.

Update: The DJIA has fallen to about -1000 again.

Sheppie thinks it's a major indicator that when Fox puts the numbers up, the second digit following the decimal (that is, the hundredths place) only half-displays on the screen.

Shep Smith excitedly squeals: "As you can see, our graphics department wasn't even prepared for this... the numbers run right off the screen."

So: Eating babies next, yeah?

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