Sponsored Content
« The Morning Rant | Main | Sissy Claiming to be "CNN Talking Head" Says God Is Trying to Clean Up GOP Mess With Train Collision, Says "Praise Her" »
January 31, 2018

Train Carrying GOP Congressmen to WV Retreat Hits Garbage Truck Attempting to Beat the Train;
Bill Kristol Makes Jokes About Collision

I was wondering when the NeverTrumpers would start joking about a train collision.

Bill Kristol started at 12:08, saying that he gives permission to start making jokes, assuming there are no fatalities, then cracking wise in his Not Funny Person Who's Told He's Funny By Bootlicking Employees that "the 2018 script just writes itself" about GOP trainwrecks.

And then, he deleted it:

Here's the USA story, though the reportage changes quickly. Some reports say no injuries, others say there are injuries. And apparently there may be a fatality, according to Shecky Kristol.

As Tucker Carlson said of the no-longer-having-a-magazine, now-addicted-to-Twitter Kristol:

"Now, he just goes on Twitter and stays on Twitter all day every day," Carlson said. "Dashing off little thoughts and impressions, scoring tiny little points against strangers in cyberspace, keeping obsessive track of his likes and re-tweets. At an age when he could be playing with his grandchildren, Kristol is glued to social media like a slot machine junkie in Reno. And after a while, of course, that distorts you."

These people believe they are classy and cool-thinking and clever, but in fact they're vicious, deranged, and stupid.

PS, I could not get the screen shot in time. I trust someone else did, and I'll post the tweet of this robotic slot machine of hate and conspiracies addict when someone puts up the screencap.

Oh, and we all are subject to the same Rules of Engagement we inflict on others. If a setback should befall this sniveling, hissing Gollum, I promise I'll be among the first to crack jokes about it.

The Sniveling, Hissing Gollum Thinks Xe's a Comedianne: Here's the screencap. This was xer first thought upon hearing of a train collision in which there were conflicting reports about injuries and fatalities.

Thanks to spypeach.

digg this
posted by Ace at 12:13 PM

| Access Comments

Recent Comments
Village Idiot's Apprentice: "Whats that, Lassie... Timmy fell in the well, ..."

FenelonSpoke: "People here are obviously aware that I can get irr ..."

Polliwog the 'Ette: "There was a big biker gang shootout in Red River N ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice: "Looking forward to some wonderful conversation, an ..."

Smell the Glove: "Video and screen shots of the chaos at the Somali ..."

naturalfake: "Oh, also- "Rome" is interesting because it had ..."

Village Idiot's Apprentice: "Salty! ..."

"Perfessor" Squirrel: ""mithridatic" Sounds Tolkenesque, don't it? Po ..."

LenNeal: ""165 Needs little excitement in your life? Adopt a ..."

LenNeal: ""Went to bed with kitteh Betty. Woke up with a dif ..."

naturalfake: "Boooo! Missed the movie thread cuz we were watchi ..."

pookysgirl, behind on content: "Speaking of graphics cards, mine crashes when I tr ..."

Recent Entries

Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
Powered by
Movable Type 2.64