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« The Morning Rant | Main | Sissy Claiming to be "CNN Talking Head" Says God Is Trying to Clean Up GOP Mess With Train Collision, Says "Praise Her" »
January 31, 2018

Train Carrying GOP Congressmen to WV Retreat Hits Garbage Truck Attempting to Beat the Train;
Bill Kristol Makes Jokes About Collision

I was wondering when the NeverTrumpers would start joking about a train collision.

Bill Kristol started at 12:08, saying that he gives permission to start making jokes, assuming there are no fatalities, then cracking wise in his Not Funny Person Who's Told He's Funny By Bootlicking Employees that "the 2018 script just writes itself" about GOP trainwrecks.

And then, he deleted it:



Here's the USA story, though the reportage changes quickly. Some reports say no injuries, others say there are injuries. And apparently there may be a fatality, according to Shecky Kristol.

As Tucker Carlson said of the no-longer-having-a-magazine, now-addicted-to-Twitter Kristol:

"Now, he just goes on Twitter and stays on Twitter all day every day," Carlson said. "Dashing off little thoughts and impressions, scoring tiny little points against strangers in cyberspace, keeping obsessive track of his likes and re-tweets. At an age when he could be playing with his grandchildren, Kristol is glued to social media like a slot machine junkie in Reno. And after a while, of course, that distorts you."

These people believe they are classy and cool-thinking and clever, but in fact they're vicious, deranged, and stupid.

PS, I could not get the screen shot in time. I trust someone else did, and I'll post the tweet of this robotic slot machine of hate and conspiracies addict when someone puts up the screencap.

Oh, and we all are subject to the same Rules of Engagement we inflict on others. If a setback should befall this sniveling, hissing Gollum, I promise I'll be among the first to crack jokes about it.

The Sniveling, Hissing Gollum Thinks Xe's a Comedianne: Here's the screencap. This was xer first thought upon hearing of a train collision in which there were conflicting reports about injuries and fatalities.



Thanks to spypeach.


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