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January 30, 2018

Theological Question: Can Trump Build a Wall so Tall and Strong That Even He Could Not Climb It, and Even He Could Not Breach It?

Pardon the joke -- there's such #Concern on the part of some non-believing "conservatives" about Christians being led astray by the the Demon Trump, I thought I would play into it a bit.

I was spurred into considering this Metaphysical Imponderable upon reading that the 8 prototype designs of the border wall cannot be breached by any likely-to-be-deployed means (jackhammers and cutting saws were ineffectual) and not even special forces troopers could climb the walls.

Well, one single motivated special operator did climb one wall -- but he couldn't get back down (the walls have "anti-perching" measures at their tops, which I guess are like toothy barbs and the like to prevent getting over the top), and had to be lowered to the earth by a cherry picker.

So obviously these should not be built. Why, they accomplish absolutely nothing and are just a huge waste of money! declares the party of doing absolutely nothing while wasting huge sums of money to not do it.

PS, i can't believe I'm about to watch a State of the Union that doesn't feature That Fucking Guy, or That Fucking Hag that the NeverTrumpers not-so-secretly supported.

Oh wait -- it's not biiiiiiinary.


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posted by Ace at 08:28 PM

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