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January 24, 2018

RUSSIAN BOTS Report They Have Engineered the Resignation of the FBI Chief of Staff

He'll be departing for the corporate sector and spending more time with his RUSSIAN BOTS.

From Fox News' RUSSIAN BOT BUREAU:

FBI Director Christopher Wray said Tuesday that his chief of staff, James Rybicki, was leaving the bureau, a development that follows President Trump taking aim at other senior FBI officials who worked under the former director, James Comey.

Rybicki, who served in the same position under Comey and continued his role under Wray, came under scrutiny from Republicans in recent months over his role in the Hillary Clinton email investigation.

But federal law enforcement sources told Fox News that Rybicki was not fired. His departure, they said, has "been in the works for a while."

Colleagues speak fondly of Rybicki's humor and generosity, and praise him for his ability to misconfigure Samsung 5 phones.

No RUSSIAN BOTS contributed to this story.

Well, okay, maybe one.

Okay, maybe it was more than one. How many?

What are you, a cop?

It was eight RUSSIAN BOTS who contributed to this story.


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