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January 24, 2018

JP Morgan To Increase Wages, Invest $20 Billion in US Economy in Wake of Tax Cuts;
Disney Handing Out $1000 Bonuses to 125,000 Employees

They'll even be increasing the wages of the most vulnerable members of our economy -- RUSSIAN BOTS!!!

JPMorgan Chase will increase wages for its lowest-paid workers and reverse its recent trend of branch closures, it announced on Tuesday, after promising to share the proceeds of the Trump administration’s recent tax cuts.The moves are part of an investment plan which the bank says will be worth $20bn over the next five years, including further commitments to increase its lending to small businesses and create thousands of new jobs.

Disney's now handing out $1,000 bonuses like they were cash bribes to critics for favorable reviews for Star Wars and Marvel movies.

Disney announced Tuesday it will pay over 125,000 employees a one-time cash bonus of $1,000, as well as make a new $50 million investment into education program for employees.

Hat-Tip: Several RUSSIAN BOTS who want to INFLUENCE ELECTIONS by SHARING STORIES ON FACEBOOK AND SHIT.

Update: RUSSIAN BOT "Garret" tells me Starbucks is increasing wages too.

Starbucks will use some of the savings from the new U.S. corporate tax cuts to give domestic employees pay raises, company stock and expanded benefits with a combined worth of more than $250 million, the company said on Wednesday.

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