King Pimp: Trump Banged a Porn Star

The same people who told me that using an intern as a humidor was just good manners (and then lying about it under oath) now want me to get upset about this.

Oh, and guess who's got an interview with the porn star's friend (also a porn star)? That's right, would-be queen of tabloid trash Megyn "MeAgain" Kelly.

BTW, this allegation is about a year-long sexual affair, not about any kind of coerced sex or anything.

I couldn't possibly care less, even if you paid me to. You might say, "Here is one thousand dollars cash American if you can care less," and I'd reply, "I'd love that money, but honesty, I can't care less."

And you'd offer two thousand, and I'd say, "I can't take your money under false pretenses -- I just can't take your money to do what cannot be done."

Then you might offer five thousand, and I would take it, and tell you I would try my human best to care less, because, look, if you're determined to throw five thousand dollars at me, you win, Buddy.

But I'd be taking your money in exchange for nothing, because seriously, Bill Clinton raped one woman and sexually assaulted a woman who came to him for help.

posted by Ace at 07:27 PM

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