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January 12, 2018

Open Thread

Sorry, I'm flat-on-my-ass under the weather. I've had something since Monday.

Also, I don't know if you've noticed, but my posts have started getting edgier and meaner. That might be due to general crabbiness from being worn-down, or it might be psychological chill being worn down due to the constant outbursts of insanity from the Broke-Brain Club of progressives, CNN partisans, and liberal Republicans who claim to be Super-Dupe TruCons.

I'm just so tired of these lunatic jagoffs. If I have to hear the SuperCons push a leftwing position while claiming it to be the most important verse of the TruCon Reagan Bible (Rockefeller Republican Translation), I shall scream.

Here are some links:

Decrepit David Letterman's most analingual questioments (questions that are really How Awesome Are You? compliments) for Obama.

A feminist professor of having a vagina thinks men should take a dangerous, illegal drug in order to breastfeed.

Rick Wilson probably is going to tell us that's the Heart of Being a TruCon Man.

Google may pay a hefty price in this Damore lawsuit -- they might not lose the case, but they'll lose a lot of conservative business when the suit starts making public their lunatic leftwing bias.

Tucker Carlson goofs hilariously on champion douchebag in full mid-life crisis mode Chris "Retard" Cuomo.

Oh, earlier this week this moron metrosexual told people they needed to "get woke" and oppose the border wall.

A Washington Post "reporter" was suspended for giving a secret talk to Democrats telling them how to shape their narrative. The Post isn't giving out many details, so that we could, for example, check to see if the National Laughingstock is itself following this journactivist's script for shaping narratives in a Democratic direction.

Corrected: I had first said she was with CNN. It was actually CNN reporting on the Washington Post's reporter. A friendly leak, I'm guessing.

The WSJ reports that Trump paid some porn star some hush-money for some kind of an encounter that happened in 2006, during the first year (or so) of his current marriage. Nothing nonconsensual is suggested. (The article makes a note of that.) But I guess there's some reason Trump wanted the porn star to be quiet.

That really upsets me because up to this point I thought he was a moral paragon. I'm going to have to reconsider everything now.

On Fox, someone just reported that a back-of-the-envelope calculation shows that, all told, all the bonuses, increased wages, donations and investments directly imputed to the tax reform bill tops three billion dollars.

Again, though: Dat porn star.

Trump shot down that ridiculous Gangbang of Six giveaway to the illegal aliens we call "Dreamers" for marketing purposes.

Dat porn star, though.

What will Steve Hayes tell his daughter now?

BTW, if you care, "Stormy Daniels" is herself denying any kind of sexual encounter, but then, she'd have to say that to stick to the payout.

I don't care either way. I neither know nor care about my doctors' sexual habits and sometimes I let them put their fingers in my butt.

If Trump wants to put his finger in my butt, maybe I'll have a few questions about his sexual history, but I think I'll just politely say "My butt is fine but thanks for asking."

Oh shit: Wait, is Monday a day off?

Wow, my mood just improved.

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posted by Ace at 06:19 PM

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