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January 11, 2018
Pensacola Women's March Bans Pink Pussy Hats Because... See, Some Women Don't Have Pink Pussies. They Have Penises.
So it's transphobic, you see.
How may we further restructure the basic structure of our society to please you, Tiny Noisy Minority?
The Pensacola, Florida branch of the Women's March is banning the symbolic pink pussy hats to avoid offending transgender women and women of color.
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In a statement posted to the Pensacola Women’s March’s Facebook page, the group argues that the hats assume that all women have pink vaginas, which represents a "very concentrated and thus, exclusionary sect of feminism."
First, the hats are allegedly transphobic because they ignore transgender women who don't have vaginas -- otherwise known as men who identify as women but choose not to have transitional surgery.
"The Pink P*ssy Hat reinforces the notion that woman = vagina and vagina = woman, and both of these are incorrect," the group claims.
Furthermore, the group considers the hats to be racist because they assume that all vaginas are pink, which is "white-focused and Eurocentric."
I can't wait for the hats that have huge woolen dongs dangling off the foreheads.