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January 11, 2018

Fat Drunk Leftist Idiot Shouting About "Social Justice" and "Equality" Threatens to Kill Himself by Jumping on Subway Tracks and Threatening to Touch Third Rail;
Short-Sighted Simpletons Beg Him, For Some Reason, Not To

I see this man as #NearlyAHero. Why did people frustrate him in his #RendezvousWithDestiny?

A crazed man jumped onto the subway tracks and threatened to kill himself -- all while ranting for "equality" and "social justice," a witness said.

The unidentified man was holding a bottle of vodka when he started yelling and jumped onto the D- and B-line tracks around 1:30 p.m. at the 42nd Street/Bryant Park station on Wednesday, said Brooklyn-based photojournalist Eli Wohl, who captured the scene on film.

"People were mostly pleading with him: 'Just come up, come up,'" Wohl recalled. "Whatever he did, he kept on mentioning different social issues -- women's rights and racial stuff."

It puts me in the mood for poetry:

Of all sad words of tongue and pen,
the saddest of all: "It might have been."

Fat, drunk, left-wing and living is no way to go through life, Son.

And no one get on me about suicide being a terrible thing. I agree -- as a general proposition.

But only as a general proposition.

This young go-getter took a look at his life and thought maybe it wasn't worth all that much.

Who am we, strangers with incomplete information, to contradict him in his judgment?







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