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January 04, 2018

The Penis Whitier: Thai Men Paying $650 to Have Their Dicks Lasered Until They're Whiter

My extensive research on PornHub tells me they're doing it wrong.

"These days a lot of people are asking about it. We get around 100 clients a month, three to four clients a day," Bunthita Wattanasiri, a manager for the Skin and Laser department at Lelux Hospital told AFP.

The procedure, which uses laser whitening, got wide play on Thai television and social media on Thursday (Jan 4) after the hospital released images of a man undergoing the treatment.

"We have to be careful because it's a sensitive part of the body," Bunthita said, adding most clients were aged between 22 and 55-years-old with many from Thailand's LGBT community.

I think every man, if he's being honest, wants his dick to look like a bald Robert Smith of The Cure.


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