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October 27, 2017

Rosie O'Donnell Fears She May Not Survive All Eight Years of Trump Presidency

You'll be winning so much you'll get tired of winning.

We pick up with her whining that she had to shoot her pilot of some stupid Showtime show on the day after the election, a day otherwise known as "Wednesday," which she and her interviewer think is insane. Why, everyone should have canceled scheduled work that day. It was like 9/11, only 9/11-ier.

[I] was in shock. I was in pure unadulterated [shock], as if I had fallen through the ice on a lake; I was underneath the water and I couldnít even see the surface. It was a severe shock to my entire essence and my beliefs in the order in the world, and also the PTSD of having been an abused kid in a family. And to think that the man who had abused me so viciously and with impunity for over a decade was now running the country.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[X] Still not tired of winning

...

I did a lot of therapy, I wasn't in shock in anymore; as much as I am devastated, disappointed, disheartened, and depressed by the reality of it, I wasn't in pure panic mode like I was that day and that week.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] I'm snorting Winning Coke off the ass of a Whore who was a gold medal #Winner in the Modern Whore Pentathalon

Literally, I got out of my fitting in Boston, and as a joke I said to everyone, "Listen, Iíll see you tomorrow on the set unless the unimaginable happens! In which case, Iíll be in the Charles River."

Why ya gonna tease me like that, boo?

I was making jokes. And I said to my therapist before I went, "I got offered this role but it shoots during Election Day in Boston and itís just gonna be me and the baby, and the nanny, do you think that I should go?" My therapist said a whole thing on how I "can't have these negative, intrusive thoughts" and that I "have to believe in the goodness of the world and that the worst is not always going to happen, and of course he will not be elected, every civilized and sane person in the nation has said he will not be elected. Don't borrow trouble!" Then I was there and it happened, and I felt completely unprepared. I remember that night before they were announcing who had won....

He's not going to be president! Are you out of your minds? Cut to... right? I was completely unprepared.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] I'm Winning so much I feel like Harvey Weinstein in a hallway packed with starlets and sexy, sexy ficuses

...

[I]t has taken me a full year to integrate the reality of him being a president in a way that I donít come across as either so full of rage that no one can hear my words, or so sad that I can't articulate the level of pain. It's taken a year for me to get my equilibrium back, to come back up to the surface, to really go, "Okay, every Monday is the hope that this is the last week"--and every Friday is a devastation. There are people who tell me, "Oh it's going to be another year, another two years," and I seriously worry whether I personally will be able to live through [his presidency] and whether the nation will be able to live through it and survive.

Tired of Winning Status:

[ ] Tired of Winning

[ ] Still not tired of winning

[X] My erection is flying majestically like an eagle made of meat and malice


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