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October 03, 2017

Is This Something? George Foreman Challenges Steven Seagall to MMA Fight

The fight we didn't know we needed until Foreman dreamed it up watching Under Siege on TNT. You know, where they blur Erika Eleniak's boobs.

People like Joe Rogan (I think) and his guests say Steven Seagall actually can fight. (Well, with some caveats. Well, looking back, maybe he doesn't respect Steven Seagall or aikido at all.)

Steven Seagall hasn't responded yet.

Yeah I put that in there to get you excited but that's a parody account responding. Seagall himself hasn't responded.

He should, though. Damn, I'd pay to watch that.

Foreman, sadly, specified "No weapons," which means we won't get to see Seagall's Zen shooting abilities:

Update: Rob Schneider tells some Steven Seagall stories, like that time he became a real deity. (Seriously -- said the Dalai Lama conferred deity status on him.)

Then there was that time Steven Seagall decided that, being a deity and all, he couldn't kill people in an action movie. He announced this the first day of filming. This sort of created problems given that the script involved him killing a whole bunch of people.

I heard there was more to that story than what's in the clip. I heard that Steven Seagall ad-libbed lines later in the filming about not killing that guy, which wound up making no sense, because they edited the movie to make it look like he killed him, but whatever, no one was watching Steven Seagall movies by that time anyway.

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