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August 30, 2017

The Morning Report 8/30/17

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Good morning kids. Midweek and in the lead are still Hurricane Harvey and its aftermath. The President and First Lady toured the devastation and their presence lifted spirits and raised hope. In other words, being presidential and genuinely concerned. The forecast seems to be improving, thank goodness. In related news on the inevitable political side of things, fiscal hawks are worried that massive pork will be shielded under the guise of disaster relief (that's never happened before, right?). And speaking of giant sows, Sheila Jackass-Lee is, get this, demanding $150 billion dollars for Houston. I'm sure every penny will go to aiding the city and not wasted on, say, funding BLM or just lining her pockets. Pig.

Meanwhile, in the aftermath of launching a missile that overflew Japan and scared the living crap out of everyone there, Whoa, Fat! is now threatening that that is merely the warm-up act to a launch on Guam. This has got to be stopped. Despite us testing a new nuke, no matter how awesome and scary, this cycle of threats and counter threats is meaningless since they are hell bent on arming up with ICBMs. And they are ramping up cyber capability as well. This has to stop. Now.

On the Deep State Coup front, the FBI is refusing to hand over Hilary Clinton's records because of "public disinterest," and Moldy Locks', aka Debbie Wasserman-Schultz's boyfriend Imran Awan still has a secret House e-mail account. I guess in Soviet America, swamp drain YOU.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.


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