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August 29, 2017

The Morning Report 8/29/17


Good morning kids. Well, miracle of miracles, tech support at Adobe was not only able to reboot my Photoshop, but I got Illustrator, InDesign and Dreamweaver in the bargain (Shh! Keep it dark). Let's get with it.

Several stories are front and center. First, with Houston swamped, Governor Abbott has called up 20,000 National Guardsmen to spearhead the disaster relief effort, as Harvey threatens landfall again and another 20" of rain. Ugh. By all reports, the people of Texas have rallied to help each other in an incredible display of selflessness and sacrifice. Despite the propaganda to the contrary, America is still great; at least Texas is.

Meanwhile, Phat Phuck has launched another missile but this one flew directly over the northern Japanese home island of Hokkaido. That is a provocation that is deadlier by orders of magnitude than any previous. I keep saying this cannot continue and yet it does.

The President defended his pardon of Joe Arpaio in a way that showcased why he was elected: by going on the attack with a rap sheet of the pardons issued to a rogues gallery of scum, deviants and terrorists by two of the worst, that being ex-presidents Obama and Clinton.

Lastly, several links about the continued internal insurrection we are facing. One in particular falls under the category of know your enemy (one I usually reserve for potential Democrat candidates in 2020). I have been imploring PDT and Jeff Sessions to go after George Soros, and there is a petition gathering signatures to hit him with RICO and NDAA suits. I still strongly advocate that, but as important an action as that would be, we should also be going after the field generals who are actually organizing, and in some instances committing, violence on the tactical level. And so I give you one Yvette Felarca; a nasty piece of excrement who leads "By Any Means Necessary" (BAMN) which advocates the violent overthrow of the United States and is, in fact, engaging in that aim as we speak as was evidenced in Berkeley over the weekend and going back years, actually. I would love to see her, and perhaps a few dozen other lieutenants, dealt with accordingly, publicly and with great fanfare. War.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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