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August 21, 2017

Planned Parenthood Now Fundraising By Selling You a Uterus Emoji For Two Buck

Meet "Ooti the Uterus" -- or better yet, don't. (Safe link to the Daily Wire.)

If you're wondering what this Hot New "Millennial Pink" (Seriously -- they say that) icon would look like, well, it basically looks like a uterine Poochey the Dog from the Simpsons.

Radical, guys!

I mean -- Radical, persons of a wide spectrum of gender choices.

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So there you go: A further move to define the self as exclusively a function of skin pigment and genitals.

When will we stop this rampant identity politics raging on the right?, asked a Concerned #RealReporter on CNN.

Update: Joss Whedon just emailed me to say he banged Oooti after discussing Melissa Etheridge's third album with the emoji fangurl.


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