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August 11, 2017

The Morning Rant

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"Read in the paper yesterday about this psycho broad down in Arizona who murdered her 10-year old cousin by locking her in a footlocker overnight. Holy crap. Gorillas never do that sh*. I may tear your arms off, but I'd never lock you in a tiny metal box and leave you to suffocate in the sweltering heat. That's just f*ed up."

Sammantha Allen was tried for this murder and sentenced to death by an Arizona jury.

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Gee, I wonder why?

Well, this is kind of creepy:

Matter of fact, this is kind of creepy, too:

Quiz: kitten or ice cream?

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posted by OregonMuse at 11:20 AM

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