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August 02, 2017

The Morning Rant

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"So only just now is ESPN admitting yeah, our ratings are in the crapper, and yeah, they went there because of stupid sh* like Colin Kaepernick taking a knee during the national anthem and our virtue-signaling announcers and color commentators applauding it. Apparently, it has just now dawned on the rocket scientists in charge of ESPN programming that turning everything into a political lecture is not good for business. And has anyone seen Roger Goodell around lately? Last I heard, he was crying into his beer over the election results, and who gives a rat's ass what that brainless toad thinks about politics? The man is obviously incompetent. I wouldn't trust him to lead a cub scout to a candy store. The NFL needs to get a new commissioner who promotes professional football and keeps his fat yap shut about everything else."

Ugh, this has got to be messy:


Bad Marketing:

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Nothing Really Has Changed:

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Trump Has The Power To Cloud Men's Minds:

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Lastly, here's a Salon piece that did not age well:

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posted by OregonMuse at 11:25 AM

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