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August 02, 2017

The Morning Rant

"So only just now is ESPN admitting yeah, our ratings are in the crapper, and yeah, they went there because of stupid sh* like Colin Kaepernick taking a knee during the national anthem and our virtue-signaling announcers and color commentators applauding it. Apparently, it has just now dawned on the rocket scientists in charge of ESPN programming that turning everything into a political lecture is not good for business. And has anyone seen Roger Goodell around lately? Last I heard, he was crying into his beer over the election results, and who gives a rat's ass what that brainless toad thinks about politics? The man is obviously incompetent. I wouldn't trust him to lead a cub scout to a candy store. The NFL needs to get a new commissioner who promotes professional football and keeps his fat yap shut about everything else."

Ugh, this has got to be messy:

Execution by cannon, in Shiraz, Iran, mid-late 19th century https://t.co/R99kxRG56w pic.twitter.com/XpPtfvMmA4
— Old Pics Archive (@oldpicsarchive) August 1, 2017

Bad Marketing:

Nothing Really Has Changed:

Trump Has The Power To Cloud Men's Minds:

#Breaking #News: Insurers seeking huge new premium hikes on ObamaCare plans, on top of previous huge increases https://t.co/SFQLm8Trj5 pic.twitter.com/s07cBsHRva
— Amador News (@Amador_News) August 2, 2017

Lastly, here's a Salon piece that did not age well:

posted by OregonMuse at 11:25 AM

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Ugh, this has got to be messy: Execution by cannon, in Shiraz, Iran, mid-late 19th century https://t.co/R99kxRG56w pic.twitter.com/XpPtfvMmA4 — Old Pics Archive (@oldpicsarchive) August 1, 2017 Bad Marketing: Nothing Really Has Changed: Trump Has The Power To Cloud Men's Minds: #Breaking #News: Insurers seeking huge new premium hikes on ObamaCare plans, on top of previous huge increases https://t.co/SFQLm8Trj5 pic.twitter.com/s07cBsHRva — Amador News (@Amador_News) August 2, 2017 Lastly, here's a Salon piece that did not age well: posted by OregonMuse at 11:25 AM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments [i]Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)[/b][/i][/s][/u]: " James Earl Carter was a meddlesome twat ... 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