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July 24, 2017

Monday After the Art Thread

"Hey, you know what would be really funny? Picture this: what if, during the reentry phase of some manned space mission, all the NASA ground control crew dressed up in ape suits and that's the first thing the shuttle crew saw when they disembarked? Pretty damn funny, huh? Anyone? Aw, you guys wouldn't know funny if you saw it perched on Lena Dunham's fat, naked butt."

Below the fold, a screen-grab that will freeze your blood:

Oh FFS...

What amazes me about this is not that somebody wrote it, but that it was given to an editor who looked it over and then actually approved it for publication.

Troll level: master

Finally, here's an idiot who picked the wrong Starbucks to rob:

Armed robbery foiled by chair wielding customer at Starbucks. Give that man free coffee for life.pic.twitter.com/xtselu7qav
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) July 23, 2017

posted by OregonMuse at 11:26 AM

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