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July 18, 2017

Fat Thumb-Shaped Girl Chris Cillizza Goes on Reddit's AMA and Gets Hazed

In the below tweet, there are several screenshots, each which can be popped out of the tweet to a larger size. I suggest doing so.


About that feet thing: I thought maybe this was some random thing people began saying just to be impertinent, but apparently there's something about the foot that Chris Cillizza just can't quit:

Cillizza, who makes it a practice to post pictures of his colleagues’ feet and make weirdo feet references any chance he gets, could be described as the Nickelback of TV reporters. Other ways to think of him include the Gwyneth Paltrow of Washington media or the Ann Hathaway of the Washington press bubble. Even New York Mag’s Olivia Nuzzi fairly recently call him “so fucking dumb.” Deadspin also can’t stand him. Both lefties and righties think the folksy CNNer with the blue glasses is a tool.

That article quotes additional "questions" posed to Mxr. Footsie:

LeakyMcLeakFace: Are you willing to show the feet?

PissmansMustard: What that mouth do?

...

BillyHumphreys: Why are you such a dipshit? Post the feet sweetie.

TripleGYouSee: Hey Chris long time reader. Do you have any actual principles or are you fine with any policy as long as the discourse is respectable enough for your liking?

...

DrPhineasPhage: How do you balance being employed for your opinions despite being demonstrably wrong about everything all the time?

...

IRodC asks, “What’s with your unhealthy obsession with Ivanka Trump?”

FlightoftheGoblins is worried about Cillizza’s marriage. The person writes, “Does Mrs. Fix have any problems at all with you posting constant feet pics of your coworkers?”


...

Killthedogslowly writes, “Chris! Greetings! I’m obsessed with The Fix (my wife calls me a “Fix Fan”) and I think your writing is just so in depth and hilarious. Simply put, bravo! (I wish I could insert a gif here). My question is: boy wut that mouth do. Show me them feet.”

...

“Do you jerk off to womens’ feet?”

"Boy wut dat mouth do? Show me them feet" is my new favorite thing in the world. Obviously.

Mash-Up: Mouths and Feet.


Censored? I'm looking at the Reddit AMA now, and almost all the questions are from lefties asking Cillizza why he's so fair to Trump.

I'm not seeing any feet or "what that mouth do" comments.


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posted by Ace at 02:30 PM

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