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July 13, 2017

The Latest #FreakOut From the #FakeNews Media: Oh Em Gee, Trump Complimented Macron's 64-Year-Old Wife as Being In Really "Good Shape" and Being "Beautiful"

Consider the alternative universe where Trump did not pay a compliment to the 64 year old premiere dame of France. Then it would be, "Oh Em Gee, Trump can only even see 25 year olds, otherwise his Rape Gaze simply disregards them! I'm so angry I can't even!"

Also consider that no one -- ever -- has been offended by being told he or she was in "good shape" and "beautiful." (Or, for a man: "Very handsome," let's say.)

Some look-based compliments are sexual in nature. Others are aesthetic. Some people may get offended by sexual ones in some situations, but no one gets upset to be told "Shit, you've really gotten in shape!"

But that's where we are. Trump paid a 64-year-old first lady a pair of nice compliments -- diplomacy, you know (although, actually, she really is in pretty good shape) -- and It's Just So Much I Can't Even Anymore.

CNN is additionally covering the #VeryFakeNews of Oh Em Gee they bobbled their handshake!

You didn't vote for him and are butthurt he won. We get it. We GET it.

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