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Quote I They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen. Samuel Adams Quote III We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Thomas Jefferson Quote IV Posterity, you will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in heaven that ever I took half the pains to preserve it. John Adams IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 No threats to move to Canada if their "candidate" didn't win. No hiding behind a black hood and hurling rocks at the Crown. They were successful individuals not living off the largess of student loans and community organizers. They stated their position and were willing to die for their beliefs. After all these years, I still stand in awe of what they did.
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