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May 17, 2017

"RompHim" Kickstarter Has Great New Idea for Men's Fashion: Women's Fashion

Do you know what a romper is? I didn't.

Basically it's a dress for girls that ends not in a skirt, but in shorts. Like this.

Eh, kinda cute. On a girl.

I've seen women complaining that this particular dress requires the woman to full disrobe to go to the bathroom, because, well, it's all one piece.

Enter Millennials, who were trying to think of a fun, frisky, not-too-fratty, not-too-formal alternative to current fashion, and, get this, came up with dressing men like women.

They've never tried that gambit before!


Most of the pictures feature dudes hanging out with dudes:


Note a romper is not a jumpsuit. A jumpsuit has full sleeves and legs, because it's a functional piece of clothing, with practical usefulness in garbage collection, ghostbusting (which is really just spectral garbage collection), and, when paired with silver lame V-shoulders, sitting around in somewhat futuristic offices of the World Peace Committee discussing what to do about saucers hovering over New York.

The look is not unprecedented:


In fact, James Bond even wore it for one embarrassing sequence:


But that doesn't rescue it. He looked, well, like a girl. If he hadn't just been nine deep in a woman and hit that shit so hard that his dick turned the woman into actual gold, this would have been James Bond's Rock Me Tonite moment.

goldengirl2.jpg
"Moneypenny... it's happened again.
I've turned another woman gold with my Sex Alchemy.
I shouldn't have used the reverse swirl.
Send a clean-up team at once.
Also, frame some innocent but menacing-looking Chinaman for it,
as per the usual protocol when this happens."

I may have some plot details wrong but I think that's the gist.

So this is very gay, and therefore, must be discussed endlessly, because Sex is Spectrum, and rompers especially so.

One of initial styles on offer is pink, one is baby blue, and one is "splatter" print.

I'll just let you write your own joke in your heads.

In your heads, I said. No one really needs to say it.


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