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May 20, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Saturday morning. Wow, where did the week go?

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So here are just a few things that didn't get much attention if any at all here at the AoSHQ.

You're going to need more than a taco to get out of a felony. Or so I've been told.
Pedestrians!!
Some people are just Big Dicks.
Boobs. What won't they get?
Vegan leather. What the hell?
Get off my lawn with those damn Rompers.
Atrophy or gun shot? It's your decision.
Part of me says Yeah. The other part says throw a damn pizza party instead.
A fool and his money are soon parted. And his wife leaves.
Some people have too much time on their hands.
My guess? He did it for the kids.

Just a few things for you to mull over. Enjoy these or any other topics you may have in this open thread. Management wishes you don't run with sharp objects, don't talk with your mouth full and that you play nice with the others.

In other words, have fun but be nice.

Have a great weekend!!!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:21 AM

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