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May 10, 2017

Whipsaw Warning: Steven Colbert's Audience Cheers at News Comey Has Been Fired

This is exactly what he should have expected, and perhaps did expect -- the left has been ginning up a Hate Comey campaign for six months, recently reinforced by Hillary Clinton's assertion that she would be president if not for Comey's October 28th information to Congress that was reviewing the emails found on Anthony Weiner's computer for possible relevance to the Hillary Clinton case.

So when they heard he'd been fired, of course they cheered.

However, they were on line to get into the show and sitting in the audience for a half hour. Many of them probably did not have time to be properly Socialized by "influencers" on the liberal side of things on Twitter, FaceBook, and Instagram.

So many probably did not know that the Party Leadershp had declared that Emmanuel Goldstein was no longer a Traitor, but in fact a Martyr, a 180 degree reversal reached by a Consensus of Twitter Scientists in just ten minutes of primal screaming and digital animal noises.


Colbert attempted to play off the cheers as if they were from "Trump fans," but no, Trump fans don't go to Colbert's show, where they're called monsters. The cheers came from partisan liberals who simply had not been present to hear the Party decree that everything they said up to yesterday was now officially an Untruth, and the New Truth going forward was We Heart the Warrior-Martyr Comey.

Even Jimmy Kimmel, who is no longer an unfunny comedian but is now an unfunny health care policy expert, quickly got on board with the New Truth.


To make sure that people who aren't on Twitter 24/7 know the New Truth and know the Old Truth is now a Heresy, the We Love Comey New Truth will now have its own t-shirt.

You have to get the word out to people who don't sit hunched over a computer screen or a phone screen all day, after all.

The Narrative ain't gonna narrate itself, you know.



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