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May 06, 2017

Kentucky Derby Thread

The horses are being led to the gate. The track is pretty muddy.

A horse who probably won't win but has jumped into sixth per the betting is Patch, who is a longshot, but he's also blind in his left eye (the one he'd have to use to see the insider of the track), which makes him a longshot, but a sentimental choice.

It's on NBC. Bob Costas will be out soon to explain how horses prove that Trayvon Martin was murdered, and also jockey a horse himself.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S SO SHORT. -- REN BOTHLISBERGER


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