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Saturday Evening Movie Thread 05-06-2017 [Hosted By: TheJamesMadison]Unpopular Opinions: Part 1 So, we all have seen a bunch of movies, and we all have our opinions. Most of the time when there's a consensus on a movie I tend to agree with it, in large part, but there are exceptions. There's the movie that everyone falls over themselves to love and the movie that everyone throws hate at with reckless abandon, and then us, on the side, meekly raising our hands saying, "I liked it!" or "I hated it!" Today, we'll deal with those where we are in the minority of the crowd that liked the movies that everyone else seemed to hate. Next week, we'll do the opposite and talk about the movies that we hate that everyone else seems to love.
We don't need to be too strict here, but I think it'll help if in each circumstance we're talking about which consensus and whether there actually is one or not. So, there are a few groups to think of when saying whether "everyone" hated a movie. 1) Critics - Obviously, this is going to be part of the equation Unless we're talking about Uwe Boll movies, I'm not sure if we'll find a real consensus across all three for a whole lot of movies in general, much less with movies that we individually like (or you could have tastes similar to Red Letter Media and love actually terrible movies like Samurai Cop simply because they are so uniquely terrible). And that would be fine. That's the sort of thing that we're looking for, but only part. We also want to find those movies where you think that other people have simply misjudged a movie for some reason. They "missed the point", or got distracted by something we consider unimportant (think of the 4 elements of narrative and their priorities for different people). My two examples below are of this latter variety. Conan The Barbarian No, not the John Milius movie with Arnold, but the one from a few years ago. This is a minor example because I don't actually think the movie is good, but I've never had a conversation with someone who thinks that it's anything other than terrible. When I do get talking about this movie, which I think is okay (not recommendation worthy, but also not condemnation worthy), I find myself slowly arguing that the movie is better and better than I actually think it is. Critics didn't like it either. Red Letter Media, my go-to for modern movies, was completely dismissive of it. And yet, I still, every once in a while, turn it on and enjoy it for the bad guy (played wonderfully by Stephen Lang), Rose McGowan's campy bad girl performance, Jason Momoa's solid performance as Conan, and the weird black magic elements that seem very reminiscent of the original Robert E. Howard stories.
Critics generally liked Prometheus. It's got a 70% on Rotten Tomatoes and my main man, Roger Ebert, gave the movie 4 stars, but it seems to be difficult to find people in the real world who actually liked the movie. My dad and brother both hated it and sort of hate me for encouraging them to see it. I've yet to find anyone at the Horde who will defend the movie with any sort of conviction. Most of my real world friends who have seen it are fairly "Meh" on the movie, and yet I love it completely. I've seen it half a dozen times. I bought the 3D Blu Ray the day it was released. I absolutely love it. I think that the disconnect between me and many people in regards to Prometheus is in regards to character actions that people (including Ace) find unfitting to the situation. Ace, in his own way , phrased this as the movie incorrectly what he called the Institutional Phase of space travel. He wrote that because this was the early stage of space travel, there should have been very stringent screenings around everyone involved, filtering out any potential loose cannons from the crew. I, however, disagree. I think that a mysterious mission that its sole, private, funder put together without telling any of the crew where they were going to why would have trouble getting those sorts of level headed personalities who were also experts in their fields to agree on a 5-year (2+ there and 2+ back) journey into deep space. With that in mind, the idea of not quite the best, but certainly very good, scientists who make radical and extreme choices (like going on a 5-year journey into deep space without knowing where or why they were going) would make not purely "scientific" choices on the fly does not seem extreme to me. Looking at the movie that way, suddenly a biologist who doesn't act like he knows he's in a horror movie when he sees a new creature isn't really a problem. A mohawked geologist who freaks out at ancient dead alien bodies seems within reason. An archaeologist who sees that there's an oxygen environment and takes off his helmet even though they're in alien tunnels seems like it might be something that he would do. In other words, none of these things that bother other people bother me at all, and I'm able to love the movie for it.
I don't have a larger point here (thank God), except to ask the rest of you what are those movies that you love or even just like that it at least seems like the rest of the world detests?
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