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April 29, 2017

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Saturday morning. Where has the time flown? Yes, I'll have a cup of coffee and peruse the weird news. It's early, kick back and relax.

Here are just a few things that didn't get too much attention at the AoSHQ this past week.

That's Mr. Asshole to you.
Take just a little bit off the top. On second thought, NOT.
Insomnia, here try this $57,000 pillow. Yes, $57K. No typos here.
Creative revenge.
Not really news, but BEER & a sling shot.
Stun guns as motivational tools.
Think Cops have seen it all? Nope.
Think twice before flying Delta and having a cup of coffee.
No happy hour for dogs.
Local TV station made to look like DORKS.
6 or 10 piece? Honey mustard or BBQ?

Enjoy your weekend. Feel free to discuss these topics or some other topic in this Open Thread. Remember, no running with sharp objects, don't talk with your mouth full and play nice with others.

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