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April 27, 2017

Thursday's ONT is by the Book

From the AoSHQ style guide:

“The ONT is a serious responsibility for COBS at AoSHQ. It is the final thread of the day, and as such it is the thread that serves as “decompression time” for the Horde. In general, members of the Horde are a touchy bunch (some of them are downright insane), and they must be handled with kid gloves. Follow the following guidelines and you'll soon be producing safe, sane ONTs that are a credit to our Dear Leader, Ace.

#1 Always open with an amusing photo or caption.


#2 After the amusing opening photo, below the cut, it is best to post something light or humorous to put the Horde in a good mood. Always separate content with individual titles for each section.


#3 Try not to be too preachy or bossy. Don't tell the Horde what to do.

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#12 Always close the ONT with an inspirational story and a “brought to you by” picture.

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Follow these instructions and you'll find that writing a Maetenloch quality ONT is a breeze. Remember that every COB has sworn fealty to Ace. Follow your oath, and make sure you don't do anything to embarrass Dear Leader. And don't forget to include a link to the Yahoo group."

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