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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 04-15-2017Carl Larsson - The Chess Game Click To Embiggen Good afternoon morons and moronettes, and welcome to the Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread, the only AoSHQ thread with content specifically for all of us chess nerds who pay homage in the temple of Caïssa, goddess of the chessboard. And, for those of you who aren't nerdly enough for chess, you can use this thread to talk about checkers, or other games, or politics, or whatever you wish, only please try to keep it civil. Nobody wants to get in the middle of a tomato fight on a Saturday afternoon.
Hint: Black can win a piece r4rk1/p5pp/2pNb3/4pp2/1P3q2/P2B4/2P2PPP/Q4RK1 b - - 0 18 Problem 2 - White To Play (462) In this game, Black just played 8...Qa3 in response to 8.Nc3 and it's a horrible move. Why? Hint: Black will be mated or lose his queen r1b1kbnr/pp1ppppp/2N5/8/3BP3/q1N5/2P2PPP/3QKB1R w Kkq - 0 9
Hint: White can force a mate in, at most, 5 moves r2qkb1r/pppb2pp/3p1n2/5pN1/2BQP3/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1K2R w KQkq - 0 1
It came down to the tiebreak. Here's how it was reported in the Philippines, So's home country that takes great national pride in him: WESLEY So underscored his status as US No. 1 chess player by topping the 2017 US Championship with a 1.5-0.5 victory in a rapid playoff with former champion Alex Onischuk. Not a bad payday Problem 4 - White To Play (458 ) White is down a piece, but Black's king is exposed and his heavy pieces don't seem to be doing much. So how can White take advantage? (I thought this one was pretty tough. I didn't get it and had to cheat. Let's see what you morons can do with it.)
2Rrq1r1/1p2kp2/1Q4p1/4P2p/pP3P2/P2n4/5P2/5RK1 w - - 0 2
It's 1 pawn against 3 on the queenside. Can White salvage the situation, and if so, how? Hint: Get those pawns racing 7k/7P/p1p3K1/1p6/8/8/1P6/8 w - - 0 1
Solutions Update Problem 1 - Black To Play r4rk1/p5pp/2pNb3/4pp2/1P3q2/P2B4/2P2PPP/Q4RK1 b - - 0 18 18...e4 Now White's bishop and knight are in danger, and both cannot be saved. White will pick off one of them.
r1b1kbnr/pp1ppppp/2N5/8/3BP3/q1N5/2P2PPP/3QKB1R w Kkq - 0 9 After 8...Qa3?? 9.Nb5! is a killer move. White is now threatening Nc7# and there's no way Black can drop his queen back to defend, e.g. 9...Qd6 10.Nxd6+ So Black will have to do something like 9...dxc6 And White's material advantage should be enough to win. Eventually.
r2qkb1r/pppb2pp/3p1n2/5pN1/2BQP3/2N5/PPP2PPP/R1B1K2R w KQkq - 0 1 1. Bf7+ Ke7 Pretty much forced. If 2...gxf6 then 3.Nd5# And now the king chase begins! The rest of the moves by Black's king are absolutely forced. 3.Nd5+ Ke5
2Rrq1r1/1p2kp2/1Q4p1/4P2p/pP3P2/P2n4/5P2/5RK1 w - - 0 2 Black may be a piece up, but surprisingly, he's close to being in zugzwang. White may want to play 1.Qf6+, but after 1...Kd7, his hanging rook is a problem. But he can eliminate the problem by moving 1.Rb8! Black still can't take the rook due to the mating threat Qd6. So his rook needs to stay put on d8. 1...Nxf4 may look promising, but after 2.Qf6+ Kd7 3.Rxd8+ Qxd8 4.Rd1+, Black is pretty much schlonged. So Black's best move is probably a waiting move, such as 1...h4 And now, White can threaten on f6. 2. Qf6+ Kf8 3. Rxd8 g5 Or 3...Qxd8 4.Qxd8+ Kg7 5. Qxd3 will get you to the same place. 4.Qd6+ Kg7 White started out being down a knight. He is now ahead by a rook, and should win.
7k/7P/p1p3K1/1p6/8/8/1P6/8 w - - 0 1 White has a killer move: 1.b4! c5 And now the pawn race is on. 2 bxc5 b4 White wins because he was one move ahead. The same result would've occured if Black had pushed the 'a' pawn: 1...a5 Hope to see you all next week! ___________ Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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