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April 09, 2017

Gossip Girls (MJ)

The media has devolved into a mean girls remake. It's been this way for awhile, but it seems like there's very little actual news coming out of the cable shows.

I don't watch the legacy news and neither do you so I won't bother commenting on it.

Palace intrigue has been elevated to real news, which is just A-O-K with me.

By all means, discuss who's on top of the pig pile while Neil Gorsuch is seated and we buy back our balls for the low, low price of $60M.


But I guess the real story is that Jared Kushner is really the president. Recently, these people were also the president:

Corey Lewandowski
Paul Manafort
Steve Bannon
Ivanka Trump
Kellyanne Conway
Mike Pence
Mike Flynn
Steve Bannon again
Jared Kushner YOU ARE HERE

Just once I'd like for someone to call me the man behind the curtain. No wait! Just once I'd like to have ice cream with Ivanka. That would be WAY better.

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Luckiest Man Alive Probably Has No GAINZZZZ, Probably


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