Buzznet (Whatever That Is) Does a Listicle of The World's 30 Most Beautiful Women, And You Won't Believe What Happens at #6

I suggest you skip this clickbait stupidity, but here's the link, just in case you don't believe me.

Below, your Sixth Most Beautiful Woman in the World, according to Buzznet.

Notice how similar she looks compared to #3 (the woman on the left).

By the way, the fading Beyonce came in at number one, Because She Must. She is Queen Bey and she is a Feminist, ergo, most beautiful.

Oh, and Michelle Obama is #21, because Why Not, and Emma Watson is at number 4 even though she looks like she fell face-first into a taffy-pulling machine at Willy Wonka's Child Torture Castle.

But she talks about being a Feminist and putting Beaver Oil or whatever on her pubes, and that's what I call beautiful.

I would imagine some of the women on this list are not in fact women, because Buzznet is plainly playing by PC rules. But most of these names are pretty obscure to me so I don't know what these pyrsynx identify as.

And if these are in fact all women -- why the hate, Buzznet? Where's the genetic diversity? Why the hateful adherence to outdated views of gender?

posted by Ace at 07:18 PM

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