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April 08, 2017

Nature Is All Knowing, Except For When It Isn't?

Why is it that we must rush around like madmen to protect the earth from something supposedly unnatural like AGWTM; because we have disrupted the natural order of things?

Why can't I simply use the current sexual-politics cant that temperature is a social construct? And the earth really and truly, deep down in its core, believes that it should be warmer, so who am I to say no?

Because we would be pilloried by the MSM (what else is new), and each other, that's why.

So I will therefore use the argument that nature knows all and knows best whenever some deeply disturbed pre-op tranny decides to tell me that he-she is actually a woman, and that he-she is deeply offended that I am using the wrong pronoun.

"Dude, when you were 13, what were you doing in the bathroom: rubbing one out to a photo of Farah Fawcett, or putting in a tampon?"

Because we cannot argue with nature!

And Open Thread, except for dresses.


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